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Barter system: Client to designer

Client: “That logo looks awesome, thanks! We’re going to go with that design.”

Me: “Great, I’ll put the high res files on a CD and drop it off to your office this afternoon, and you can write me a cheque for payment.”

Client: “Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about that. We think that instead of “traditional” payment, we would like to put you on the Barter System.”

Me: “But you agreed to my costs weeks ago.”

Client: “Wouldn’t you like a new TV instead? We could get you one. Or maybe one of our other suppliers could fix your guttering or something?”

Me: ”I already have a TV, a new one isn’t going to feed my family. I think I’ll take a cheque as agreed.”

Client: “But the Barter System has been around, like, forever. You scratch my back, I scratch yours.”

Me: “Maybe I should try this Barter System. Tell you what, instead of paying me, you can come around to my house and cook me dinner every night for a month.”

Client: “…”

Me: “Hello?”

Client: ”So how much do I make the cheque out for?”

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Bridge Worldwide 2009: Cannes Cyber Lions Gold - Pringles Can Hands

Very innovative banner advertising. Start "Click"ing

This was an interesting winner at Cannes 2009 in the Cyber Lions. A banner so simple that you can’t help but to continually interact with it’s cheeky lines of text. How many times did you click? This banner would have got the brand engagement tick many times over, even if it wasn’t exactly exciting.

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An old ad from GoldSpot India

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MenuPad — The latest iPad meme

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TakePart: Participant Media - Waiting For 'Superman' - Infographic

Awesome Video Animation.

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What it's like to own an Apple product...

What it's like to own an apple product

Awesome. Awesome!!

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Cameron.io — Apple’s Buttons

The shallow assumption of Apple’s buttons is they hate buttons, the deeper conclusion is they love the shit out of a few important buttons. I bet they obsess over the placement, color, label, push-back and feel of every single button on every Apple device.

Why is the appropriate and careful use of buttons hateful? Love is shown in quality, not in wanton misuse.

Nice insights.

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Remarkable Advertising - Hot Wheels Miniatures

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Remarkable Advertising - Educating Israelis about drunken driving

Don't drink and drive Y&R Israel

Scary!

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Google compares Apple to 'Big Brother' from iconic 1984 ad

More than 25 years after Apple compared IBM to a totalitarian state in an iconic TV advertisement, Google at this week's I/O conference attempted to suggest Apple is now playing the role of Big Brother with the iPhone.

Vic Gundotra, vice president of engineering for Google, made the comments during his presentation demonstrating "Froyo," the latest update to the company's Google mobile operating system. He suggested that Google's entrance into the mobile phone market was a move meant to directly oppose the likes of Apple and its tightly controlled iPhone platform.

"If Google did not act, we faced a Draconian future where one man, one company, one device, one carrier would be our only choice," Gundotra said. "That's a future we don't want."

Gundotra was paraphrasing Andy Rubin, CEO of Android Inc. before it was purchased by Google, and current vice president of engineering at the search giant. Gundotra's story earned applause from the crowd as a black-and-white image reading "Not the Future We Want" and "1984" was displayed, clearly referencing Apple without specifically naming the iPhone maker.

"If you believe in openness, if you believe in choice, if you believe in innovation from everyone, then welcome to Android," Gundotra said.

Google

Absolutely love the pic - it shows a lone steve jobs(my guru) taking on this mediocre world. Awesome!!

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